We are his portion and he is our prize, drawn to redemption by the grace in his eyes. If grace is an ocean we’re all sinking


Captain America: The Winter Soldier | Gag reel

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visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.



Leonardo DiCaprio is full of your shit, Academy.




pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

image


a-very-nico-christmas:

circletines:

What if in 10 years stand up comedy is just some guy on stage with a laptop and a projector typing text posts and instead of laughing the audience just half smiles and blows air out of their nose really hard

I’M MAD BECAUSE I JUST HALF SMILED AND BLEW AIR OUT OF MY NOSE REALLY HARD


Matt Bomer + photo shoots




padfootvioletstilinski:

When Teachers have the last laugh


lolfactory:

Bad Life Decisions - 1. Terminators - 0.☆ funny tumblr

lolfactory:

Bad Life Decisions - 1. Terminators - 0.

☆ funny tumblr


alfiescaprisun:

All these youtuber ships..

..and then we have me, alone in a rowboat in the middle of the sea..