Captain America: The Winter Soldier | Gag reel
just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
Leonardo DiCaprio is full of your shit, Academy.
when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up
What if in 10 years stand up comedy is just some guy on stage with a laptop and a projector typing text posts and instead of laughing the audience just half smiles and blows air out of their nose really hard
I’M MAD BECAUSE I JUST HALF SMILED AND BLEW AIR OUT OF MY NOSE REALLY HARD
When Teachers have the last laugh
Bad Life Decisions - 1. Terminators - 0.
All these youtuber ships..
..and then we have me, alone in a rowboat in the middle of the sea..